MIAMI IS FOR LOVERZ

HELLO ALL YOU FAITH-FULL READERZ
The 5 DAY MAIMI TOUR IS COMING TO A CLOSE. TO REMEMBER YOUR WONDERFUL EXPERICENCE HERE, WHY NOT PURCHASE A WONDERFUL KEEPSAKE? "NICE TITS" IS THE PERFECT MIX TAPE FOR THE SUMMER OR WINTER OR EVEN IN THE BATHROOM.
HERE IS THE COVER OF THE JOOK TASTIC CD. ACTUALLY, YOU WILL CRY IF YOU HEAR THE WHOLE CD, SO FORGET ABOUT IT.

OKAY, SHITTING IN MIAMI HAS BEEN A BLAST:
CLUBS PLAY MUSIC SUPER LOUD, SO EVEN IF YOU'RE IN THE GANSEVORRRRT HO-TEL AND EVERYTHING IS NICE AND SHINY, YOU CAN STILL SHIT YOUR BRAINS OUT IN THE BATHROOM AND THE BLIND GUY IN A SUIT WAITING TO SOPA YOUR HANDS FIVE FEET AWAY CANT EVEN HEAR IT HAPPENING.
I SHAT IN A PRIVATE CABANA, A MARBLE FLOORED MANSION, ON THE SANDY BEACH AND A COUPLE OF OTHER NICE AND EXCITING LOCATIONS.
Aside from shitting and jooking, things have been pretty BORING. Art is dumb and whack and makes people act stupid, and it is VERY HOT down here. I like wearing scarves and Snowboarding pants long jackets, and let me tell you: THAT ISNT POSSIBLE DOWN HERE.
More posts are coming soon, so dont worry that I didnt cover anything IMPORTANT.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, I AM FAITH-FULY YOURS,
Victor

PS. Heres a shitty email I sent a pal back in NY, click it to read it.