MEAN MUG WIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIVER FARM DRAWINGS

PRINCE CHARLES IS A CUTIE

KILLIN THE WUTANG

Apparently, the WUTANG is DEFINITELY THE WILDEST DANCE IN MIAMI. jooking is fluid and jubilant, full of flourishes. WUTANG is so raw, jagged, rough, rugged.

These are all vids of awesome ladies killin da wu tang



Really TOUGH, you know?



YES



YES



AGAIN

LETS JOOK

So you want to learn how to jook. Okay, we can handle that. do you want to Tang too? YES! So you need:

1. MIAMI LOCAL JOOK BANGERS

2. LOOSE AND LIMBER LEGGIES

3. POSITIVE ATTITUDE

4. DRANK


Your going to need to download one of these most crucial tracks

Ballgreezy - Shone

or
Grind Mode - I'm So High
Try out some of these moves.

ALSO THESE

ALSO THESE ARE AMAZING


THE WUTANG
if you want to wooTANG. you need to Dload this song:

Cuttaman ft. DJ Rhymer - She Got ME

check THIS out:

AND (nice tie!)


GOOD LUCK

HOORAY!!! BEST VACATION EVER!

TO ALL THE BOYS AND THE GIRLS WHO LOVE BEING HOT
COME DOWN TO MIAMI AND CHECK IT OUT, IT IS WONDERFUL.

HOORAY FOR MIAMI!

Pocket full of Celery

"Big wheels, big straps,
You know I like it super sized
Passenger's a redbone,
Her Weave look like some curly fries
Inside fish sticks, outside tartar sauce
Pocket full of celery,
Imagine what she tellin me"

From the chart smasher Put On by Young Jeezy.

COCONUT BANG!

SHOE FIGHT!

WIN-FU!

WATCH YOURSELF!

OR ELSE WIN WILL

PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT, BIG TIME.

IF POSTING IS LIKE THE PLAGUE, THEN I GOT IT.

SO RIGHT NOW WE JUST ATE A DELICIOUS DINNER OF PASTA AND SPINACH PESTO AND ALSO, PARMESAN CHEESE ON TOP. THIS AMAZING DINNER, PART SEVEN, WAS COMPLIMENTS OF ADDY. THANKS, YOU.
HERE IS ADDY'S BOYFRIEND, WIN. HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS NINE. FUN!

ANOTHER GREAT PHOTO.

ROBERT ABOUT TO TONGUE KISS SHAWTY, A DOG.

SURPRISE!

WHAT?? MORE PHOTOS??!!!!!!!!!! *yes!*

Okay well I know that so far this has been a pretty exciting and mind-boooogling journey, but time to slow it down a bit, and get serious.


JUST KIDDING!!!! THAT IS A PHOTO OF LOLA GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY ROBERT.

NEXT UP IS...

FEATURING: ADDY, VICTOR, WIN THE CONQUEROR, KILLER PAUL AND A PORTABLE PIG PEN.


HERE IS A VERY NICE PHOTO. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY CHARLES LOOKS! ALSO, VICTOR THE MORON HAS A POPSICLE STICK STUCK IN HIS HAIR.
WIN AND ROBERT ENJOY THE FREE FRUIT AT THE BARGAIN BARN OR SOMETHING.

HERE ARE THREE SETS OF WHEELS: FROM RIGHT TO LEFT, ONE CHEVY CAPRICE, ONE CADDILLAC, AND ONE MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR.

OKAY TALK TO YOU SOON!!

OH HELLO THERE, DO YOU LIKE TO EAT? WE DO!

OKAY SO LET'S START OUT WITH SOME FREE FOOD THAT WE ATE OVER BY SOME ART FAIR. DELICIOUS SAMPLES OF YOHURGURT. WITH HONEY AND OTHER STUFF.


THEN LATER IN THE WEEK, WE DINED AT THE FINEST CUISINE SPOT IN THE HOOD OF MIAMI. IT'S JUST TWO BLOCKS DOWN FROM THAT DEAD CAT YOU SAW ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. GREAT!

WE GOT A BUCKET OF SHRIMP, A BUCKET OF CRABS, AND A BUCKET OF LOVE. AND ALSO CHICKEN AND FRIED CHICKEN. WE ALSO GOT MORE CHICKEN FOR FREE. AND REFILS ON DELICIOUS LEMONADE IS ONLY FIFTY, OR "FITTY" CENTS. WOW!


HERE IS A YUMMY PHOTO OF STEAK AND EGGS. AND HAM. AND FRIES ALL JUMBLED TOGETHER AT SOME CUBA JOINT AROUND TOWN. THE COFFEE IS PROBABLY GREAT, BUT WHATEVER, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. I TOOK A BITE OF THIS DELICIOUS MEAL, WHICH ROBERT, LOLA AAAAANND WIN ALL ORDERED. IT WAS GOOD.

YEAH SO YOU GET THIRSTY AFTER EATING SO MUCH. BUT DON'T WORRY, WE ARE PREPARED. TO DRINK.

WIN WAS VERY EXCITED (ABOVE) WHEN WE VISITED TAMARA AT THE RIVER FARM. ALSO, IT WAS FUN WHEN: WE CHOPPED OPEN COCONUTS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!! WE ALSO CUT THEM DOWN ALLLL BY OUR SELVES, AND THEN DRANK THE BEST BEER EVER, PRESIDENT BEER. PLAYING WITH MACHETES WAS GREAT FUN.


HOLY FLYING PANCKAKE! WE ATE THESE DELICIOUS BABIES THIS MORNING WITH A WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE OF THAT BEAUTIFUL SYRUP KNOWN AS MAPLE. ABOVE IS A PIC OF MY BANGIN' TWO SERVINGS OF BREAD AND WHEAT GROUP, WITH ONE SERVING OF FRUIT GROUP DOUSED IN THE LITTLE TRIANGE AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD TRIANGLE.

TEN DOLLARS (ABOVE)


THANK YOU!
CREDITS: Victor the Great on the keyboard, and Alex the dumb on the camera button. And Lo-La also was responsible for some of the photo delights you saw.

PHOTOS, WHAT ELSE

YEAH CHECK THESE OUT AND THEN CHECK THEM AGAIN:

THE WHOLE GANG, BELOW, AT THE fucking CLUB



OH WAIT MR. PAUL ISNT IN THE PICTURE, BECAUSE HE'S TAKING IT
DON'T WORRY, HERE ARE TWO BANGIN' PIX OF HIM:

OKAY I KNOW THAT ISNT ENOUGH FOR YOU. WE WANT MORE PAUL!! MORE PAUL!!!!

YEAH THIS IS ON THE SAME DAY.

SORRY TO DO THIS, BUT HERE'S A PHOTO OF A DUCK RAPING ANOTHER DUCK. NO JOKE.

1-347-886-3997

Don't call this number. Don't call this number every day at 2pm and scream all the things you ever wanted to scream into the phone. Don't make sure that the phone number gets disconnected after the owner recieves so many calls that her phone service cuts her off for being too popular.
DON'T DO THIS.

MIAMI IS FOR LOVERZ

HELLO ALL YOU FAITH-FULL READERZ
The 5 DAY MAIMI TOUR IS COMING TO A CLOSE. TO REMEMBER YOUR WONDERFUL EXPERICENCE HERE, WHY NOT PURCHASE A WONDERFUL KEEPSAKE? "NICE TITS" IS THE PERFECT MIX TAPE FOR THE SUMMER OR WINTER OR EVEN IN THE BATHROOM.
HERE IS THE COVER OF THE JOOK TASTIC CD. ACTUALLY, YOU WILL CRY IF YOU HEAR THE WHOLE CD, SO FORGET ABOUT IT.

OKAY, SHITTING IN MIAMI HAS BEEN A BLAST:
CLUBS PLAY MUSIC SUPER LOUD, SO EVEN IF YOU'RE IN THE GANSEVORRRRT HO-TEL AND EVERYTHING IS NICE AND SHINY, YOU CAN STILL SHIT YOUR BRAINS OUT IN THE BATHROOM AND THE BLIND GUY IN A SUIT WAITING TO SOPA YOUR HANDS FIVE FEET AWAY CANT EVEN HEAR IT HAPPENING.
I SHAT IN A PRIVATE CABANA, A MARBLE FLOORED MANSION, ON THE SANDY BEACH AND A COUPLE OF OTHER NICE AND EXCITING LOCATIONS.
Aside from shitting and jooking, things have been pretty BORING. Art is dumb and whack and makes people act stupid, and it is VERY HOT down here. I like wearing scarves and Snowboarding pants long jackets, and let me tell you: THAT ISNT POSSIBLE DOWN HERE.
More posts are coming soon, so dont worry that I didnt cover anything IMPORTANT.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, I AM FAITH-FULY YOURS,
Victor

PS. Heres a shitty email I sent a pal back in NY, click it to read it.